Never be afraid to apologize to your child. If you lose your temper and say something in anger that wasn’t meant to be said, apologize. Children need to know that adults can admit when they are wrong.

American Humane Society (via maninsun)

This is so, so important.

(via foundbysara)

teamalphari:

don’t believe any boy who says “i’m not like other guys” unless he has snow-white hair, glowin green eyes and can walk through walls, disappear and fly 

wizardick:

alternatively if someone asks you what you did today just grimly look down at your hands and say “something I should have done a long time ago…”

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

greathaircut:

to the prankster who put “the moon” as the address on their online pizza delivery order: thanks a whole dang lot. i was up there for like ten minutes just aimlesly waiting, ringing the doorbell, kicking moon rocks around

jordybelfort:

xbox turn off

(microsoft sam voice) im afraid i cant let you do that XxSniperDude69xX (kinect begins firing lasers)

life-writer:

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my precious fluffiest cloud birb……….

Share a coke with CAPITALISM!!!
—Banksy’ next “statement piece” probably (via elizabitchtaylor)