heichouzoned:

aoba: hi koujaku
koujaku: why is it that i, a straight man,

hsuoring:

"You’re too pretty to be gay" is absolutely my favorite phrase. You’re right, now that you mention it. All gay girls are supposed to be ugly. And we’re supposed to date other ugly gay girls. I’m too pretty for that. I’m too pretty for anyone. In fact, I’m too pretty to even be talking to you right now. I’m going to ascend to a higher state of consciousness that transcends all physical and emotional human contact. That’s where I truly belong

snapchatting:

life is easy, son. it’s just like riding a bike that’s on fire and you’re on fire and everything is on fire and you’re in hell

snowtorch:

(seductively licks lips)

(grabs your wrist)

(furiously hits you with your own hand)

WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY AR

bookwormbabe89:

soarry:

I will know my life is successful when I have a library with a rolling ladder

My life will be complete when i have this and a secret lever in the bookcase that opens a secret passageway

dirkbot:

If you notice me reblogging

  • a repost
  • stolen art
  • false information
  • etc.

please let me know, you’re not rude or annoying and I actually do give a fuck and I will correct my mistake, thank you

commanderknotty:

IF YOU BLAME YOUNG GIRLS FOR NOT KNOWING HOW TO REACT TO UNWELCOME SEXUAL ADVANCES FROM ADULT MEN I WILL DESTROY YOU, I WILL ERADICATE EVERY PROTON THAT COMPRISES YOUR WORTHLESS BODY, HOW DARE YOU

(Source: duinesidhe)

tags: molestation +