considerablybigben:

*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

barackobama:

sirlightbulb:

dear god I hope that no one on this website ever tries to run for president

excuse me

imhiskindofcrazy:

yourpetdog:

yourpetdog:

what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.

they yelled at me.

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so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

(Source: sixelya)